I thought cataract surgery was a simple matter of scraping the cloudy goop out of your eye and putting in a clear lens. It’s not—particularly if you have extra added attractions like I do with macular degeneration and monovision. This is, ultimately, a success story, so don’t be alarmed. But, boy, did I have a lot to learn.

The first ophthalmologist I went to was an award-winning, arrogant ass-hole. When I told him that I had never worn glasses because of my monovision, he told me “You’re old now. You’re going to have to wear glasses. You’re just vain.” As I walked out of that session, I saw an enormous photo of this guy running with the bulls. That did it. Nobody who runs with bulls is going to touch or cut into any little delicate part of my body. I left and never returned.

The next place I went was a large organization that was recommended by a neighbor. I gave them all the medical history stuff, had a lot of exams done by nice nurses, spent five minutes with the doctor who had good creds, and was sent to the woman who sold me the choices of lenses that I could get. I had no idea there was more than one. The basic one is covered by Medicare. The slightly better one would cost me some three or four hundred more. And then they went up—way up—from there. I chose the slightly better one. What did I know?

The day of surgery, my friend Marilee went with me. I was finally ushered into the pre-op room and was stunned to see it was literally crammed with people lying on cots wearing blue caps. There was barely enough room for the nurses to maneuver between beds. It was a cataract removal assembly line. I put my little blue shower cap on, stretched out, and waited. And waited. Finally, it was my turn. I stood up. The nurse started to tell me what was going to happen. “You’ll go in and they will put Betadine in your eye….”

I stopped her right there. “Wait a minute. I told them I was allergic to iodine.”

She looked startled. “Oh? Um, well, a lot of people think they’re allergic, but they really aren’t. I’m sure it will be fine.”

“Whoa. Hold on. When I used Povidone iodine on my leg a couple of years ago—a lot of it—my leg went red from my knee to my ankle and was bumpy and itchy.”

She called another nurse over and they discussed it. I was pretty sure I didn’t want to do anything to endanger my eye, so I whipped off my little blue shower cap, handed it to them, and walked out. My friend, who was waiting, was relieved. She thought it was a factory too.

Later, I got a call from them and the woman tried to tell me that I had not declared my iodine allergy. I didn’t argue, sue, or cause trouble. They didn’t charge me anything. Another one bit the dust.

I did some research and discovered that putting Betadine in the eye is the “gold standard” for cataract surgery. That’s what they use. Good luck. So I sought out an allergist. The sweet young man (had I been 40 years younger!) spent an hour and a half with me. He said that he didn’t have a test for iodine, but he called an ophthalmologist friend of his in New York and talked to him for a half an hour. His advice: get a bottle of iodine and do some home tests. I did. No reactions. He said that I would probably be fine.

Now that I knew that this surgery wasn’t just the scrape-it-out-pop-it-in process that I had assumed, I started combing the Web for information. I found out that I could retain my natural monovision. And, not only that, these days it is often created artificially with people who are not born with it. That was news to me, because, when I was a kid, my eye doctor was alarmed by monovision and tried to correct it—not quite as drastically as some doctors tried to cure, say, homosexuality back then. I was given glasses that gave me whopping headaches. So, I too, declared myself normal and natural, threw away the offending spectacles, and went through life seeing just fine.

Next ophthalmologist. I decided I wanted a woman. I asked a lot of people. I got a recommendation. Looked her up. Lots of awards. Small office. Everyone very friendly. She was warm and promised to take care of me. I felt reassured. She said she could put in lenses that would maintain my monovision. It was all set. Then, she went away to do some teaching or something.

A month or so later, I went in to choose my lenses and the saleswoman showed me the ones recommended, but I would lose my monovision. I requested to see the doctor again. When she came in to talk to me, this initially compassionate woman turned suddenly into Godzilla. Angry and forceful, she tried to tell me that we had never talked about monovision. “I got two people in the waiting room right now!” she growled. “They had it done artificially and now I have to fix ‘em!”

“But I grew up seeing close with one eye and distance with the other,” I protested—stunned at this change in her.

Finally, she agreed, and because she was so highly recommended (not to mention my third attempt), I let her do my left eye for distance. The after-surgery was not good. My sight was blurry, my eye hurt, had a pulling sensation, and I felt like something was stuck in my eyeball. When it wasn’t any better after four days, I cancelled the surgery on my right eye.  The next week, my vision finally cleared up, and I went to her for a follow up.

When I said, “My eye still hurts,” she got pissy.

“You blaming me?!” she barked.

“No. I just said ‘my eye still hurts.’”

“Well, I’ve done all I could.” She turned away from me. “I’ve done my job. You’ve got 20/20 vision.”

I didn’t go back there.

After months, my eye started to feel normal and hurt less, and the vision was really 20/30 but that was pretty good. I decided to find someone to take care of my near-sighted right eye.  

After all I’d been through, I dreaded the prospect of going under the knife again. I did a lot more research. When I found Dr. Cathleen McCabe at The Eye Associates in Sarasota, I had a feeling she would be excellent. She had umpteen awards, and I liked her from the short video I watched.  When I showed up for my appointment and she came into the exam room, I said, “You’re so young and gorgeous.”

She smiled. “You haven’t had cataract surgery yet, have you?”

I’m sure she has said that line many times, but it’s a good one. I found out later she’s not so young, has five children and a stay-at-home husband. A goddess in my estimation. We talked. She agreed to give me the lens that would maintain monovision. My friend, Marilee, who was there and had been with me through all the trials and tribulations, felt just as I did, that this was the surgeon.

The deed was done two days ago. During it, I was calm and confident. (You are only lightly anesthetized because you have to be awake enough to hold your eye still. It sounds scary, but it’s not as bad as you’d think, and it only takes minutes.)  I was surprised to note at how different the process was from the first time. Even the drops I am using afterwards are not the same. I’m not sure how the first cataract was removed—maybe Dr. Jekll used a hammer and chisel—but Dr. MCabe did it by laser. Clearly, this is not a standard, paint-by-the-numbers procedure.

After it was over and the numbing wore off, my eye hurt and burned and teared a lot. My vision was blurry, but that was “to be expected” according to the pamphlet I was given. I wasn’t worried. That night a couple of Tylenol handled the pain, and when I woke up yesterday morning, my eye didn’t hurt at all, and I could see clearly. Wow. What a difference from my poor left eye’s experience. Dr. McCabe not only handled the cataract but the astigmatism as well. I had paid extra to get good lenses put in both eyes, and the result is nothing short of miraculous to me.

Now, when I type this, words and pictures on my computer look bright, crisp, and colorful. And when I look out my window, the palm tree and hibiscus bush look bright, crisp, and colorful. My wonderful brain decides which eye to use without any direction from me.

So, my advice: if this surgery, or any surgery for that matter, is in your future, do a lot of research and follow your instinct.



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As I pulled them out of the refrigerator, the pesky blueberries managed to push the flimsy plastic carton open and escape. They rolled merrily all over my tiled kitchen floor. “Wheee!” they giggled as I stood uttering expletives.

After competing with one another as to who could roll the farthest, they all finally came to a stop. I stood still, frowning, unable to take a step forward or backward without crushing a tiny blue ball. They looked up at me barely able to control their laughter.

“It’s not funny,” I admonished them. “Your friends did this once before last year. Have you all spread the word about how easy it is to get out of those thin little boxes?”

None of them answered me.

“I will bet dollars to doughnuts that there is someone somewhere in the US right now staring at their kitchen floor full of blueberries just as I am. It’s a conspiracy, isn’t it?”

They lay in guilty silence.

I glared back at them, put my hands on my hips, and sighed with frustration. It was going to be a pain in the tush to have to pick them all up, one by one.

“Don’t waste us!” I heard a little one hiding under the refrigerator whisper plaintively.

They all chimed in, “Yes! Please, please! We’re sorry. We’ll be good! We won’t do it again”

“You’re damn right you’ll be good,“ I said as I stooped and picked up the tiny one hiding under the freezer door.

“Don’t throw me away!” she whimpered.

“I’m not,” I said as I dropped her back in the box. “I’m going to wash you all off. And once you are clean, you can bet your little navy-blue booties that I’m not putting you back in that silly carton again. You are all going to go into a nice, snug, tightly-covered box. Fun’s over. Oops. Sorry,” I muttered as I squashed one.

Careful but grumpy, I plucked the rest of them of the floor and put them into the wire basket to wash in the spray of the sink faucet.

“Umm, rain!  Yumm,” they murmured as they rolled against one another in the rush of water.

“You’re not going to like it so well, when I press you into the hot oatmeal I’m about to cook.”

“Oh, yes, we will. It will remind us of being in the hot, hot sun!” Having been reunited, they started speaking in unison.

I was beginning to feel guilty. “But, then, you know, I’m going to…well…eat you.” “Oh, we know that. Don’t worry. That’s fun for us too!  It’s a great adventure. Going down to a stomach, mixing it up with some juices and other stuff.”

“Really?” I said as I shook the water off them, put the basket on the counter, and reached into the cabinet for a hard plastic storage box. “That’s okay with you?”

They all nodded yes as I tipped them into the container.

“Well, I’m so glad it is, because I do love you. You really are delicious!”

“And we love you, too! We’re so healthy and good for you! And, really, it’s quite exciting going through your intestines while we wait for your lunch and dinner.”

I laughed. “Sounds like quite an experience.” I wasn’t so sure I’d like it even if I were a blueberry.

They snuggled up in the box—fitting perfectly. “We saw some wine and pizza back in that cold place where we were. Are you going to have those tonight?”

“We’ll see,” I said as I picked up the lid.

“Because, you know, you really should start cutting down on the carbs and the…”

I quickly snapped the lid shut, silencing them. I am very glad they’re healthy for me, but the last thing I need is diet advice from a bunch of know-it-all renegade             organic blueberries.


Anthony said, “You’re a breath of fresh air!” I smiled broadly because I felt exactly the same way about him. We were sitting in my kitchen while he, as a visiting occupational therapist, was assessing my ability to take care of myself after I fell from a bike and fractured my foot. He said that the moment he came in the door, he could tell I was getting along fine and was clearly independent. Nevertheless, he joined me at my kitchen table, where I had been chopping up fresh rosemary, to ask me a few questions that he was required to do. His job was to determine if I was safe in my home. I’m not sure what would have happened had he decided I wasn’t. I should have asked. 

I don’t know why, but we seemed to connect instantly even though he was a black man in his thirties and I, a white woman in her eighties. We talked easily and laughed a lot. When I daringly declared my dislike of Trump, he high-fived me. I mentioned the Trump Baby Blimp, which, to my amazement, he had not seen, so he looked it up on his phone. We guffawed and changed the subject.

We shared our dismay about the devastations of addictions like smoking and drinking. He did neither, though, like me, he has the occasional glass of wine. We got around to racism in this country, and his attitude was stunning. He had learned somehow to brush it off. He told me that, once, as a high school student, he was walking into Walmart and a policeman asked him to stop. He had  looked around and automatically asked, “What for?”  The cop then shot him in the arm with a rubber bullet without warning. I was aghast, but Anthony shrugged and said that one of his best friends now is a policeman.

His story of unfairness reminded me of another Anthony being treated so wrongly: Anthony Ray Hinton, an Alabama black man, was picked up for a crime he did not commit. He ended up, after a  contemptible trial, being convicted and spent nearly 30 years on death row while people in the outside world fought for his release. In the midst of such terrible injustice, that courageous man somehow managed to find peace and compassion for others. He was finally released ironically on April Fool’s Day, 2015.

Black men who withstand such cruelty and remain strong and peaceful, like Mandela and Martin Luther King and Hinton and this smiling man sitting across from me, are true heroes.

 Anthony then spoke about loving France. In fact, he and his wife had gotten married in Paris. His face brightened as he talked about being able to walk down the streets there without people giving him that “look.” I didn’t need him to explain what he meant.

I asked him if he spoke French and was surprised when he said he didn’t. I told him about the many free programs online where he could learn it. I showed him the one I was using on my iPhone and turned to the first beginner lesson. He played with it for a few minutes and had such fun that he said he would definitely look into it.

Throughout the time we spent together, we laughed a lot. It was the kind of conversation, a meeting of souls, that left me feeling joyful. When he was gone, I reflected on what a sweet, kind, young man he was. How could anyone be nasty to such an open-hearted being?

I sprinkled the rosemary on my vegetables, put them in the oven, and prayed that in spite of the deep-rooted racism in this country, people will continue to awaken from that and all hateful prejudices that fester in old minds and fearful hearts.  


I’m now living in a kind of neighborhood that I thought only existed on the Mister Rogers TV show. For instance, years ago, when I moved to Connecticut, I walked over to my immediate neighbor on the right to introduce myself. I guess she must have seen me come up her driveway, because she met me outside her back door, standing there with her arms crossed over her chest, prison matron-like. She barked, “What do you want?”

I backed up a step, put my hands up in surrender and stammered, “I…we just moved in and…I just…wanted to say hello.”

“Well, we didn’t have any trouble with the people who lived in your house, so I hope we don’t have any trouble with you.”

“Uhuh. Well, nice meeting you,” I said with probably a touch of sarcasm as I backed carefully onto the road. That was my only attempt to get to know my neighbors. I decided to wait for someone to come to me, but nobody brought an apple pie to my door. Though I lived there over 30 years, I never learned the names of the people nearby.

Then I moved to my little complex in Florida. As I was unpacking the car, a woman walked up the driveway. “Welcome to Pinebrook,” she said with a big smile. How nice. We chatted for a bit. She invited me over to her villa for tea where she gave me restaurant tips and explained how things worked with the board of directors, etc.

When I left in the late spring to go home to sell my house, she offered to look after my villa. She even collected my mail and called me if something looked important. I’d tell her to go ahead and open it, and she would fax it to me if necessary. Actually, she helped me out for two whole summers before I became a full-time resident. She refused any kind of payment.

The people in this honest-to-god neighborhood are kind and helpful and not at all gossipy or nosy. One day when I was in the pool, I told a woman that I was thinking of buying a bike even though I had not been on one in longer than most people on earth have been alive. “You can have mine!” she said brightly. “I don’t use it any more. I’m never going to ride again.”

“Really? Well, only if you let me pay for it!”

“No! Don’t be silly. Saves me the trouble of taking it to the thrift store.”

So, I took her bike. It was a little rusty, like me, but worked fine—like me. So, though scared to death at first, I began enjoying it and then loving it. I feel twelve years old as I ride up and down my little street. Second childhood has arrived, and it’s fun.

Yesterday, I was swimming alone in the pool. A man came up to the fence and asked, “Did you lose these?” He was holding up a sheet of postage stamps. “I found them here by the mail boxes.”

“No.” I stopped for a moment.

“See anyone else come by while you were swimming?”

“Yes,” I said. “Fran and Joan came by for their mail.” I know people now. I learned their dogs’ names first—like Gizmo, Adelaide, Tucker, Aspen. But I didn’t know this man who was a new owner. He introduced himself, “Hi. I’m Darren. My wife’s name is Cathy.”

“Oh, yes. Lovely woman!” I called out as I dogpaddled in place. “Met her at breakfast this morning!” She had sent out a group email, and six of us managed to roll out of bed to get to a restaurant by 7:30 am. We’re going to do it again next month (a little later, so a few more might show up.)  

He left to go see if one of the women I had mentioned had lost the stamps. I continued to swim marveling that he didn’t do a “finders/keepers” and take them. They were, after all, just lying on the sidewalk.

I swam on feeling utterly blessed to be living here. I thought about a few weeks before when some women put together a buffet for Fran’s visiting family and friends after the funeral of her husband who died suddenly.  I made some quiche and soup to take. It felt good to do something so, well, neighborly.

I got out of the pool, and as I was drying off, noticed my purse and remembered that I, too, had stopped at the mailboxes. Uh oh. I looked inside for the new stamps that I had bought.  When I couldn’t find them, I laughed, phoned Darren and left a message, “Well, if there is just one missing, they may be mine after all!”

Later, as I was making dinner, I heard a knock on the door. It was Cathy, bringing me the stamps. Mr. Rogers would have approved.

 Early this morning, while I was riding back and forth on my little street, I saw Peggy, the woman who had given me the bike, walking down the driveway in her nightgown to collect the newspaper (no need for shyness here. It is a cul-de-sac and we’re all friends). I stopped and thanked her again. She smiled. She has the kind of sweet face that takes a lifetime of goodness to mold. “So glad you’re enjoying it,” she said. We chatted a bit about how much we love living here.

I rode on singing, “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…” and wished everyone lived in a Mister Rogers neighborhood too.



How does one have a conversation with  smokers about their addiction? It’s really hard. Just a mere mention of someone’s addiction, any addiction, is dangerous. When you stick your neck out, you can get your head verbally guillotined. I know. My sister would get so angry if I said anything about her smoking. Occasionally, I would dare to gently broach the subject with her, but she would tell me to shut up. There was no overcoming her resistance.

She continued to smoke right up through her long decline and horrible death by lung cancer.

I get very upset seeing people smoke because so many of my family and friends have died from cigarette-related diseases: lung cancer, throat cancer, heart attacks. Cigarettes have broken my heart many times, so I am far from dispassionate about the issue.

I KNOW how hard it is to give up cigarettes. I managed to do it in 1971 after smoking for years. It was one of the toughest things I ever did. Cold turkey. No patches back then. For me, the physical withdrawal was easier to get over than the emotional attachment I had to them.

Cigarettes deaden us even before they actually kill us. They create a dull haze that smothers sensations and emotions. When I stepped out from behind that smoke screen, I unleashed a lot of fire inside me.  But, in facing my feelings, I became more fully and completely alive. It was excruciatingly difficult, but oh so worth it.  It helped me to quit when I woke up to the fact that I was being completely controlled by that addiction. That little white stick had me by the short hairs. I got really mad about that. Then it occurred to me to quit for the same reasons I started: that I would be more sophisticated, glamorous, and fashionable—but as an ex-smoker.

Some people are lucky. Once they decide to quit, they just do. My mother and my aunt were like that. I wasn’t. When I finally managed to give them up, I knew how dangerous it was to toy with this addiction, so I vowed never to touch one again, or to allow myself to be lured by that insidious thought, “Oh, just one won’t hurt.” I have known people who, after giving up cigarettes for years, pick one up, smoke it, and get hooked all over again.

A very dear friend of mine is a long-time smoker. She has many reasons why she doesn’t want to give them up—like, “I’m too old. I’ll get fat.” When she said, “And, besides, I love smoking.” I wanted to scream, “I LOVED SMOKING TOO! NOBODY GIVES UP SMOKING BECA– USE THEY HATE IT!!!!!” But I didn’t. I managed to say that quietly.

Horribly, she keeps on smoking in spite of the fact that she suffers from COPD, a lung disease caused by cigarette smoking. It is so severe that she has been visited by EMT crews five or six times over the recent years. Suddenly, she will slip into a terrifying state of being unable to breathe, becoming so weak she can’t even call for help. Fortunately, she wears a panic button around her neck. She pushes it, responders come and rush her to the hospital where doctors and nurses fix her up enough to send her home.

After these frightening episodes, she gives up cigarettes until she gets over her fright, and then starts right in smoking again. It makes me weep. One might ask, “How could she keep on smoking?”  Like my sister, smoking doesn’t make her a bad person. She’s a lovely, generous, intelligent woman. She has just been cruelly snared into one of the most powerful addictions on earth. Unfortunately, like my sister, she has made it quite clear to me that she doesn’t want to talk about it.

Yesterday I got an email from her. She was in the hospital again. She had had another COPD episode. How awful. I phoned her when she got home and managed to say quietly, “Barbara. Is there anything you can do to prevent these attacks?”

“Well, I could give up cigarettes, I suppose.”

The topic was opened. I continued carefully. “You know I love you. I would do anything in the world to support you to give up cigarettes.” We were able to talk about it for a bit. I told her that the way I finally was able to give them up on the fourth try was to understand how evil cigarettes are and that everything about them is a lie.

Of course, she knew that the advertisements years ago lied: “We’re going to make you more attractive and glamourous. You’ll be sexy. Every man (or woman) will find you irresistible. You will be sophisticated if you smoke. Start smoking now.” We had all believed that back then. We had seen doctors recommending certain brands. She might even have glimpsed the ad with Ronald Reagan smilingly holding up packs of Chesterfields or heard  the ridiculous nonsense that menthol cigarettes would be better for you. We had both started smoking before learning that every one of those advertisements was a dastardly lie. It took some time, but the truth was finally exposed that cigarette smoking had led to and would continue to lead to the deaths of untold millions.

Even though, eventually, companies were forced to stop those advertisements and print warnings on packs, smokers continued to smoke, because, by then, we were all addicted. The lying ads were gone, but those demonic little white sticks continued the lies in their own way: “Hey! Don’t worry. You’re not going to die from me. Really. I’m your best friend, I’m there when no one else is. I lift your mood when you’re feeling down. I calm you when you’re upset or excited. I’m always there for you. I make you feel better in every way, don’t I? And isn’t it great that I help you keep your weight down? Mmmmm. You love smoking me, don’t you? Let’s relax and hang out together. I’m your go-to good feeling. Don’t worry about that cough. Grab a light. Inhale deeply, because, baby, you NEED me. And, like the song says, ‘You belong to me.’”

Of course, no one hears that soft, seductive voice, because it is too buried in our addicted brain where we are also oblivious to the fact that we have become co-conspirators with cigarette companies in the mission of our murder. We sink into a hideous death while they get rich. Our loss doesn’t matter because there are always more potential addicts. Here’s their latest policy: “We’ll give cigarettes to children in poor countries. Eventually, they’ll pay for them even if they don’t have food. It’s an entirely new, money-making market!” The whole business is so ghastly, it’s beyond comprehension, really.

I told my dear friend that she must view cigarettes as so awful and nasty that she will not even touch one. She must hate them and see them for exactly what they are. I emphasized again how much cigarettes lie to us in order to trap us into this hideous addiction.

And then an idea occurred to me based on what I knew about her. “Barbara,” I said, “Cigarettes lie to you in the same way Donald Trump does. Think of them that way.”

She laughed. “No one could hate Donald Trump more than I do.”

“Fine!” I said, “You need to hate cigarettes even more than you hate him and his lying ways.”

Listen. If I thought she loathed Hillary Clinton as much as she does Trump, I’d encourage her to use that. I don’t care. It’s way beyond politics for me. I just hope that stirred her to action.

Later, I met some friends for dinner. I told them how despairing I was that I was about to lose yet another person I loved to cigarettes. They commiserated and I was gently distracted by other topics and delicious food.

When we left, I saw a woman standing in front of my car smoking a fucking cigarette. She was lovely—blond, well-dressed, but standing there alone, puffing away. I guess my one glass of wine had stripped away the few inhibitions I have left at my age. I walked right up to her, looked into her blue eyes and said with as much tenderness as I could muster, “You have to stop smoking.”

She looked a bit startled and said, “Nobody has ever said that to me before.”

We talked some more. And, then to my horror, she said that three health professionals had told her that she was too old to stop. “That’s crazy.” I said. “Every day you don’t smoke, your body heals. It’s that simple.” Then, on impulse I went through my spiel about how cigarettes lie to you–“like Trump,” I blurted out daringly, having no idea what her politics were. But it perked her up. She declared with vehemence, “How could any intelligent woman with any sense at all have voted for him!”

I didn’t get derailed and countered with, “How could any intelligent woman with any sense at all continue to smoke?” She sighed, nodded, put out her cigarette and left. Who knows? Maybe I made a difference. Maybe if smokers were approached by strangers who said quietly, “You need to stop smoking.” Maybe….someday, there would be a tobacco-free world. What a beautiful dream.


The strands of tropical storm Alberto raced around the sky like the skirts of twirling Sufi dancers. Overhead, charcoal-colored clouds close to the ground sprinted by with breathtaking speed. Above them, lighter gray shapes rolled by more slowly. Occasionally there were breaks in both that exposed the blue sky high above delicately laced with wispy, seemingly-unmoving dots of white.

I watched it all from a comfy chair in a sheltered niche in my courtyard where the warm, humid tropical wind was flinging about the fronds of my pygmy palm. As I sipped my morning tea, I found it all so dramatic and thrilling that I had trouble just being with such wild energy. So I tried to capture it on video. Soon I gave up, knowing I could not include the whole panorama: the sensation of the wet tropical air, the hawks playing in the currents under the clouds, nor the connection I felt with the little brown lizard sitting quietly on the bricks with his head up, also looking at the sky.

Relaxing back on the soft cushions of my swivel rocking chair, I surrendered to the exciting intensity of the morning. I could imagine myself one of those birds with unflapping wings gliding and wheeling effortlessly above.

Eventually, the call of breakfast brought me back to earth. I watched my egg boil and marveled at the miraculous nature of water. It cooks my food and freezes to preserve it. Amazing.

My stomach satiated, I decided to trim my dwarf bougainvillea in the little garden area. As I had learned, plants grow in warm, humid Florida like nothing I had ever seen in the northeast. Just as I got hot and sweaty snipping away at the stems, the clouds graciously cooled me down with light sprinkles of gentle rain. But, when they decided I’d had enough, they unleashed a tropical downpour that sent me scurrying inside. I was done anyway.

After I dried off, nature upped her game with an impressive thunderstorm, so I tucked into an episode of Stranger Things—which I thought best to do during daytime to ward off weird dreams at night.  Accompanied by the rumble of thunder and torrential rain on the roof, a young girl floated in salt water on my computer screen. Somehow that water enabled her to slip into a terrifying world of monsters. It mercifully ended along with the storm outside.

The sun came out. I went for a swim in my salt water pool. Happily, I was not suddenly transported to a dark world of slimy stuff. Instead, above me, in a sky of richer blue than I ever remember seeing, mountainous forms of puffy white floated by serenely. I think I heard a hint of harp music from angels lolling about on top of them. I swam for an hour in the miraculous element that wonderfully enables me to defy gravity. Amazing!

That evening, I ventured to the beach at sunset. It was obvious that Alberto, out beyond the horizon, was churning up the usually calm Gulf into an imitation of Atlantic rough seas. The booming sound and sight of crashing waves on the shore was exhilarating.

A gangly, pre-teen black boy caught my eye. Sitting in the water’s edge, he was wearing clothes rather than a bathing suit, but he didn’t seem to care. He had not reached the age of self-consciousness. At first the boy let the water wash over him just a little. Then he jumped up and walked further into the surf where a breaking wave knocked him down. He loved it. I worried a bit that he would get caught in undertow, but his big strong father was standing nearby keeping a close eye on him.

It seemed as if the energy of the sea increased the boy’s own high spirits. He began running along the sand as if unable to contain his bliss. He did flips. He tumbled and rolled in the water and laughed when a wave crashed on top of him. He was like a young puppy scampering wildly just for the sheer pleasure of it and need to move. His joy was contagious. I laughed with him.

Ah, water! Yes, it can do fearsome damage. Too much or too little is not a good thing, but it serves us in so many miraculous ways. What a blessing. I know I will take it for granted again, but just for this Walt Whitmanesque moment, I celebrate it. Amazing!



Radio Interview with Marie Stanich LaBrosse

I post this radio interview in the hopes that some young actor, in the beginnings of a career, will benefit from listening to the ploits and exploits of an aging actress. I learned something valuable years ago when I tuned into a Horton Foote interview as I was driving my car. His advice: “If you’re an artist, live simply. Live frugally. When you make money, save it. Create an FU Fund that will enable you to say NO.”

I took that to heart right then and there and lived well but prudently, learning to sew, cut my own hair, and even mow my lawn. Being thrifty enabled me to say NO to doing any more commercials after I admitted to myself that I hated auditioning for and doing them. My agents despaired when I turned down plays or film roles that I did not like but I kept my NO. Oh, I lapsed once or twice saying YES when I really should have said NO and paid for it in the coin of depression. As a result, over the years I carved out a career of which I am proud, and I worked with some of the great people and talents in show business. I hope that this radio interview will inspire and help some fellow actor out there somewhere. 

Even if you’re not an actor, please feel free to listen if you wish. Perhaps you’re like a friend of mine who has great difficulty going to sleep but finds the human voice a soothing soporific. To you, god bless and sleep well.

Here are the links:

E. Katherine Kerr Part 1

E. Katherine Kerr Part 2


Once upon a time, Little Elaine was very sad, and life seemed to be an awful thing. Sometimes, she wished she had never been born.

One night a terrible nightmare woke her up. When she opened her eyes, she saw a beautiful fairy lighting up the room with magical, pink light. The lovely being held a wand and wore a sparkling, diaphanous pink and gold and purple gown that wafted prettily around her as she floated through the air.

The small child sat up amazed and delighted when the spirit sat next to her and took one of her hands in her own. The touch felt warm and comforting to Little Elaine, who looked up full of wonder into the spirit’s blue, gentle eyes. “Are you my fairy godmother?” she asked hopefully.

“Yes, I am, darling girl,” the fairy said in a musical, soft voice. “And I’ve come tonight because I thought this would be a good time to tell you about your wonderful future.”

“Am I ever going to be happy?” the little girl said with eyes brimming over with tears.

“Oh, yes!” the fairy said quickly. “You are going to have an amazing life. You’ll be an actress in lots of plays and some films. Best of all, you’ll meet and know many, many wonderful people. You’ll go on exciting adventures to countries like England and France and China and many other places. You’ll have oodles of pets that you’ll love dearly. And you will become a teacher, and that will fill you with joy. And you will live for a long, long time—much longer than you can possibly imagine right now. And then, you will live in Florida, and…”

The little girl squealed with excitement. “Live there?! Not just go there at Christmas to see Grandpa and Grandma?!”

“The Fairy Godmother nodded. “That’s right. And when you are older, you will have your own lovely little home not far from the beach.”

“Oooooh,” The little girl wiggled happily. “I love the beach!”

“And there will be a pool right across from your new home that you will have almost always all to yourself.”

“Really, really, really?!” Little Elaine asked in breathless wonder.

“I promise. And it will be heated to a lovely, warm temperature, so you won’t turn blue like you do now when you go swimming in the cold one in the park.”

The little girl reached out and hugged the fairy godmother. “Oh, that sounds wonderful!”

The fairy godmother kissed her on the forehead, “Now go to sleep. Tomorrow you won’t remember anything I’ve told you.”

The little girl frowned. “That’s no good. I want to remember it tomorrow when I wake up. I’m mad at you.”

The fairy godmother reached out and stroked the little girl’s head. “I’ll tell you what. Sometime in the year 2018, I’ll come back and remind you, okay?”

The little girl stuck out her lower lip. “That’s too many years from now! I can’t even count how many. It’s way too long.”

The Fairy Godmother laughed gently, “It will be here sooner than you would ever believe possible. Now go to sleep, darling.” She waved her wand. The little girl’s eyes dropped shut.

And with that, the beautiful Fairy Godmother disappeared in a puff of sparkles.

Many, many years later, in fact, in the spring of 2018, an older woman woke in the middle of the night from a dream about reuniting with pets who had died many years ago. She felt very sad.

When she opened her eyes, she was startled to see a pink light filling the room. She sat up and gasped at the vision of a beautiful fairy in the doorway. “Oh my God!”

“Don’t be afraid, Katherine. I like the name you chose for yourself, by the way. Better for you than Elaine.”

The woman pressed herself against the back of the bed, open-mouthed and speechless.

The fairy laughed with a merry tinkling sound. “Interesting how much less afraid children are of magic, isn’t it?”

Katherine clutched at the covers. “What do you want? Who are you? What are you doing here?”

“I promised I’d come back. So here I am. Don’t you recognize me?”

Katherine’s eyes blinked quickly as a vague memory emerged from the recesses of her mind. “Oh! Yes! I do! You’re my fairy godmother!”

“That’s right,” The fairy floated over to the bed. “Remember what I told you?”

Flashing memories of that night long ago made Katherine sit up erect. “Yes! Yes!” she swept her gray hair back off her sleepy face as she recalled everything the fairy had said those many years ago. “I had totally forgotten!”

The fairy sat on the bed and crossed her legs. “So, it’s all turned out the way I said it would, hasn’t it?”

“Yes,” Katherine frowned suddenly, with the same expression she once had as a child. “But, you didn’t tell me about all the heartaches and losses and challenges I would have along the way!”

“Well, no,” the fairy smiled gently and reached for Katherine’s hand. “But you got through them, didn’t you? With a lot of help, of course. And all of them have made you stronger, wiser, and more compassionate, haven’t they?” Katherine was surprised to see the fairy’s eyes fill with tears as she whispered, “But, I know. Life can be very hard and very scary sometimes.”

The compassion Katherine felt emanating from this lovely spirit made her own eyes fill with tears. They looked deeply at one another for a moment, then the fairy patted Katherine’s hand gently and sat back, “But let’s remember the good things now. That’s why I’m here—to remind you.”

Katherine nodded, fluffed her pillow and sat up more comfortably. “You’re right. And truthfully, I am deeply grateful for all the wonderful things I have had and have, but….” Katherine hesitated. “Let me ask you—are you here because I’m dying?”

The fairy threw back her head and laughed. The sound rang like bells. “Oh, death, death, death. You all worry so much about that.”

Katherine sat up and hugged her knees. “Well, then, tell me about death and what comes after.”

“Of course,” the fairy said.

And so, until the sky turned light enough to silhouette the branches of the oak tree outside the window, Katherine’s fairy godmother answered all her questions about life and death. Then Katherine fell asleep.

The next morning as she drank her cup of tea, Katherine felt very peaceful even though she could not remember anything the fairy had told her.
Has your fairy godmother revisited you yet to remind you that all the wonderful things she once told you about your life have come true? Or does she need to?

The Stuff of Life

Is it me or is life getting more complicated?

It seems that every day there is something I must do to forestall entropy and chaos. Not just laundry, grocery shopping, meals, and personal hygiene…but THINGS!  Seems there are constant computer, phone, and program updates that require time and fussing with.


Here’s what I did yesterday:

  1. Activated updated credit card.
  2. Put new light bulb in the cabinet.
  3. Paid home insurance.
  4. Put new clapper in a toilet.
  5. Re-subscribed to theater tickets.
  6. Ordered new filter for fridge.
  7. Changed all the clocks from (or to?) Daylight Savings

That’s just one day. Not hard. Not serious. But collateral time-wasting. Like, I will have to go on every website where I use my credit card to update that information. And then put in the new filter when it arrives.  And, of course, it sounds easy to go around the house and change the clocks, but the digital clock next to my bed that I really like is old and has developed one minor flaw. It can only change hours but not minutes. So I have to set an alarm to just a minute before the hour to quickly unplug the clock, plug it back in, and then rapidly reset the hour. And so, I did and have done for years.

That’s not my only struggle with time shifting. I also had to go on YouTube and find out how to change the time on my little waterproof watch that has four mysterious buttons only the Chinese understand. I found an excellent video by a very knowledgeable little girl of single digit years. She also cleared up for me which buttons to push to get out of a 24-hour system that I had been stuck in since the last time I changed the damn thing. Ah, dealing with stuff. It’s neverending!

I try to simplify. I took the time to go on and filled out forms to eliminate catalogues that junk up my mailbox. (If anyone knows how to get Red Plum to stop sending me crap, let me know. It didn’t work.) Robo calls ring on my phone. I never answer a number I don’t recognize. And I block them assiduously. But telemarketers just get new phone numbers and keep calling and punching little holes in my peace. Do they believe that I am ever going to answer their frigging phone calls?

The problem is, I seem to have acquired so many more gadgets in my life—like the water filter in the refrigerator. It’s nice to have. The water tastes great and is probably healthier, but it has to be changed every year. Now, that’s not difficult, but it seems like there are gazillions of things that need periodic attention. No wonder there are best-selling books about decluttering. No wonder people are moving into tiny coffin-sized houses. I have certainly downsized, but I seem to have acquired more stuff in the process—like the garage door opener which I have already had to replace along with my cell phone last week.

The problem is: I love all my gadgets. It’s great having a computer and a cell phone and an air conditioner. I can’t imagine living without them. So, I guess keeping them in working order is the price I have to pay.

Uh oh. My cell phone just dinged. A reminder. Time for the yearly change of batteries in all the smoke alarms. I’d better stop complaining and get on with it.  But how am I going to replace the one way up high on my living room ceiling? I’ll have to get out a very tall ladder. Hope I don’t fall. I don’t want my obit to read that I died changing batteries in my smoke alarms.  Well. Wish me luck. Maintenance can be dangerous. And good luck to you, too, with all your stuff.

A Letter to Trump

Donald, I have to tell you something. It’s going to be hard for you to hear, but here it is: YOU ARE THE MOST POWERLESS MAN ON THIS EARTH. You’re clueless about this, of course. You have no idea that you give away all your power to others in your Tweety rages. Yeah, you can do some damage, but that’s not what I call real power.

As an acting coach, I have done my Getting Present Process hundreds or maybe thousands of times with students. As a result, it has become crystal clear to me that when you project your rage onto someone else, they own your power. You have handed it over to them. Not that it does them any good. It doesn’t. But giving away your power doesn’t do you any good either.

Listen to me, please. Rage is power. I tell my students that it’s pure energy. You can either use it to light up a city or blow it up. It can be good, usable energy if you have the experience and skill to harness it.

But, Donald, it does require expertise. It’s very difficult to deal with anger like a grown up. Here are the stages one can go through to mastering rage:

  1. BEING UNAWARE OF IT. Numbness/suppression/depression/denial. This is clearly not your problem, but believe it or not, some people have a hard time even recognizing that they are angry. Women especially. So often they stuff it away, express it as tears or inappropriate laughter, or simply put up with abuse. (You might want to forward this to Melania.)
  2. FEELING IT. Pure fiery rage. Now here’s where it takes a lot of skill. I want you to know that it’s OKAY to be angry, Donnie. (I’m trying to reassure your inner child, here.) It’s okay. Really. But Don’t do anything with it immediately. This is extremely important. Just sit with all your anger and hatred for a while. You can hate whatever or whomever you want. Really. But do it alone or with a compassionate witness like a therapist. Give yourself as much time as you need to just hate Obama or Hillary or Mueller or whomever, but don’t do anything about it. DON’T TWEET!!! This is very important. Don’t waste your energy attacking them. Give yourself as much time as you need. About 20 minutes should do it if you really get into it.
  3. TAKING BACK YOUR POWER. Then it’s important to start pulling your thoughts away from that person or people you want to attack. Keep being present in the uncomfortable sensations in your body and don’t allow your mind to wander back to those angry thoughts. This is difficult. I know. Believe me. I have had to do a lot of this with my feelings about you, for instance. Instead of wasting all that energy tweeting about you, I am doing my best to use it in positive actions. (Oh, sorry. This is not about me.)  Please, Donald.  Just focus on those sensations of rage in your body. FEEL them, and do not think about anyone else. Courageously sit with your rage. It is yours, not anyone else’s. Have your power. Take it back. Don’t give it away.
  4. USING IT FOR GOOD. When you get your power back and are calm, you will be able to access a higher part of yourself—a wise part that will know what effective actions to take. When you are really present, you will be so much clearer about how to begin to fulfill all those wonderful promises you made to the disappointed people who voted for you.

Here’s the thing, it’s really hard to sit with the uncomfortable sensations of anger, so that’s why the mind wants to attack, in an attempt NOT TO FEEL. Oh, Donald, I suspect that underneath all that anger, you’re probably really, really terrified. I know you didn’t think you would be president. If I were unexpectedly elected president, it would scare the hell out of me, too. So, trust me, I do understand. Then there’s the Russian thing with your cohorts getting indicted… oh, my.  Well.  If you would like me to help you get present with all that rage and fear, I would be happy to. I’m sure you can find my telephone number.

Sincerely, E. Katherine Kerr

P.S. I would send you my book, but, as I understand it, you don’t like to read.